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Inday: How dare you ignorant road occupant, moving with such acceleration that caused elastic collision between my porcelain beauty and your grubby appearance of skin!

Bading: Bombalesh kang muchacha ka! Kenshulares mo makemer ang skin kong beauticion. Never metch matorbokels ang feslak ketch kung ayaw metch makonrak kita. Hala! Chupi!

Inday: (Nosebleed)

durog. kahit ako hindi ko naintindihan ‘to